The Vampire Diaries Quotes 6×03 “Welcome to Paradise”

You guys go on one road trip and all of a sudden you’re breakfast buddies?- Elena Gilbert, Season Six Episode 3

Don’t make me invoke the nuclear option, cause I will selfie bomb you. Every five minutes.- Elena Gilbert, Season Six Episode 3

All I know is she doesn’t remember what she saw in Damon and we’re supposed to keep it that way.- Matt Donovan, Season Six Episode 3

You and alcohol and my brother. Why does that combination sound so familiar and terrible? How is your trachea Luke?- Liv Parker, Season Six Episode 3

Is there something you wanted other than to destroy my self-esteem?- Liam, Season Six Episode 3

Its important we let Elena live her new, happy problem ignoring zombie life the way she wants.- Caroline Forbes, Season Six Episode 3

I’m going to tell Elena how much I love her and then I am going to apologize for killing you.- Damon Salvatore, Season Six Episode 3

Ok, well I don’t want to sound like an alcoholic, but I do want a shot, so will someone do one with me?- Elena Gilbert, Season Six Episode 3

All I’ve heard you say is that you have no hope, so if its that bad why don’t you just end it? Hope is the only thing keeping me going, Damon, so if you’re really done, if you have none, be done because this isn’t helping.- Bonnie Bennett, Season Six Episode 3

So you can give me a lifetime full of misery. Well, that’s fine. I’m just going to shorten that lifetime.- Stefan Salvatore, Season Six Episode 3

Good news, Caroline. I thwarted a vampire hunter. Bad news, Stefan has become a vampire hunter.- Enzo, Season Six Episode 3

This has been a monumentally bad day in a sea of bad days, so I’m gonna need to know who the hell you are, what you’re doing here and how it relates to me or I’m gonna rip your throat out.- Damon Salvatore, Season Six Episode 3

Now, I’m a little unfamiliar with vampires, but from what I’ve gathered a stake in the heart should do it, right?- Kai, Season Six Episode 3

I know a part of you misses this place, and these people, your friends. I know that being back here reminds you how much we need you . How much …I need you, But then if I’m wrong, go ahead just go. Start over, but, God, if I’m right, if just a little part of you came back to check on Elena, who had an unbearable 4 months or Alaric, who just came back from the dead or me… if just a small, little part of you came back to check on me….then stay.- Caroline Forbes, Season Six Episode 3

Sure I did because your magic is the key to getting the hell out of here.- Kai, Season Six Episode 3

You’re right, I’m sorry. Its just easier for me if you’re an aggressive unlikable dick …so I don’t have to worry about falling for you.- Liv Parker, Season Six Episode 3

Consider being more discreet when you feed. You never know whose eyes are watching.- Tripp , Season Six Episode 3